Tuesday, September 23, 2014

New Fitness Blog!

So I haven't been here in quite awhile because I've started a new blog!  You can find my new posts at www.ThisSaltyLife.com and catch up on all of my adventures.  I will be coming back to posting on this blog soon!  I have needed to take some time to get my love for crafting back and the weather has been so gorgeous that I've been spending very little time inside.

Since fall is here I know I'll be getting more into the craftery!  Thanks for sticking with me and I'll be back soon posting with new craft tutorials and recipes!

-Jessica

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Home made protein bar recipe with vegan alternative

The Husbando is a hard core triathlete.  What that means is that he is always training for something and I am constantly feeding him.  Examining our food budget, we realized a ton of money was being wasted on protein bars that weren't necessarily very healthy.  So I tried out about 9 different home made protein bar recipes and basically ended up creating my own through a lot of trial and error and a lot of disgusting outcomes that the Husbando was very sweet about rejecting.  I use natural nut or seed butters so I keep the bars frozen after I make them--they are definitely not as convenient as the preservative full store-bought ones, but great for the every day bar eating!  I have made three variations of these bars now and am including those ideas in this recipe.  We like to rotate flavors.  The ingredients may change but the steps are the same.  To make the bars vegan, eliminate the whey protein and substitute carob chips for chocolate chips and agave for honey.

Dried Cranberry Oat and White Chocolate Protein Bars
1.  2 cups oats (I used Old Fashioned today but sometimes cut in 1 cup of steel cut with 1 cup of old fashioned)
2.  1/4 cup of chocolate whey protein powder (eliminate if dairy allergy or vegan)
3.  1/2 cup honey (use Agave if vegan)
4.  1/2 cup sunflower seed butter (I also used peanut butter and almond butter depending on what's in the cupboard or refrigerator or what you're allergic to)
5.  1 cup dried cranberries (we also make them with dried apricots--yum!)
6.  1/2 cup to 1 cup of white chocolate chips (regular semi-sweet chocolate chips are the easiest to spread, then butterscotch, then white chocolate--if dairy allergy or vegan, use carob chips)


 Chop your dried fruit so that it will easily mix with the dry ingredients.

Combine oats, protein powder and dried cranberries in large mixing bowl.

 Combine honey and seed butter.  No need to mix it.  Microwave it for about one minute (depending on your microwave oven).
 Pour honey and seed butter mixture into dry ingredient bowl and mix with a spoon.
 Mix until combined.  (Use a spoon!  Do not use your hands--you will burn yourself on the hot honey and seed butter!)
 Spray the pan you will use.  I'm using an 8 x 11.5 pan.  Or you can use two smaller pans or even a larger pan, it just means your bars will be a different thickness or will yield a different number.
 Moisten hands and press into the pan so that every inch of the pan is pretty much equally covered.
 Put your white chocolate chips in a microwave safe bowl and begin to microwave.  Probably in 30 second increments so that you don't burn the chips.  It may take awhile.  I tend to be more daring and start the chips in the microwave at 1 minute and then do 20 to 30 second increments of heating after that.  Continue to mix it until it is melted.
 Spread with a spoon or spatula onto your bar mixture.  Now this can be a bit tricky because your pan is greased so your bar mixture will want to move.  Also, regular chocolate chips melt and spread the best.  White chocolate chips are a total pain and don't look as nice.  Do your best to spread it evenly.  Also, experiment with how much you want to start out with in terms of chips.  I would go VERY light if you're using butterscotch chips---a little butterscotch goes a long way!  You can also drizzle chocolate instead of making to a frosting-type topping.
 Once you have spread the white chocolate topping on the bars, freeze for at least 20 minutes in the freezer.
 After 20 minutes, use a knife to cut around the edge of the pan, loosening up the bars.
 Turn the pan over and flop the bar mixture down onto a cutting board.
 Cut your bars.  I made five big bars and six small bars.  Generally this yields between 8 and 10 bars depending on how you cut them.
 Here are the finished bars.
 Yum!
 Here are the three variations of bars with different nut and seed butters and dried fruit and chip toppings.  I individually wrap the bars and stick them in the freezer for easy on the go access.  They don't need to be defrosted--you can eat them pretty much immediately (unless you have super sensitive teeth!).  I store them in the freezer because they are made with natural seed or nut butter which means they have no or few preservatives and wouldn't keep well past a few hours outside of that.  If you're using a butter with preservatives your bars are probably safe to use and consume like regular baked goods.
Enjoy!

Vegetarian Crustless Quiche

In an effort to better use the leftover veggies in our fridge or the veggies from our garden that aren't enough to do much with, we have turned to making quiches for dinner.

This is a very simple vegetarian recipe that you can easily amend to make non-vegetarian, or with any other vegetables you have on hand.  You can use fake eggs or real eggs, cheese or no cheese.  Get creative and it can become a weekly dinner staple in your home.

Basic Ingredients:
1.  Eggs (either a large carton of egg substitute or whites, or a dozen regular eggs)  I used a combo of both because that's what was in my refrigerator!
2.  1/2 an onion (red or white)
3.  8 to 16 cups of spinach.  I know it sounds like a lot but we cook it down.  (Don't have spinach?  Substitute with broccoli!)
4.  1 red pepper (or green or yellow)
5.  1 tomato (Don't have a tomato?  Use an avocado!)
6.  1/2 cup of grated cheese (optional)
7.  Pam for spraying
8.  Salt (optional)
9.  Pepper (optional)
10.  1/2 cup of milk (I used almond milk but you can use any kind)
(Don't like chopping veggies?  Don't have time to chop?  Use a large container of salsa instead!)

Here are my ingredients before chopping and mixing.
 Chop all your vegetables that need chopping and rinse your spinach.
 Preheat the oven to 350 degrees and spray your saute pan with Pam.
 While the oven is heating, saute your veggies to get the water out of the spinach and tomatoes, etc.  It doesn't have to be fully cooked but it's a good way to reduce the watery consistency of the spinach.
 While the over is heating and the veggies are sauteing, combine your egg mixture and whisk with some salt and pepper.
 Grease your pan.  I'm using a large Le Creuset pan which makes cooking times take a little longer.
 Spread cooked veggies into the baking pan.
 Cover with egg mixture.
 Cover with cheese.
 Place in the oven for 30 minutes with tinfoil covering.  A note to those using a glass pan or an aluminum pan--your eggs will cook MUCH faster.  I would recommend checking them after 15 minutes and in 5 minute increments so your eggs don't burn.
 After thirty minutes (or less if using aluminum or glass pan), remove the tinfoil and continue to bake until top is brown and a fork can be pulled out clean.  Generally another 10 to 15 minutes, although if using a different pan this time can be much shorter.
 Here it is!

 When you take it out of the oven, make sure to wait about 10 minutes before trying to cut the quiche, or at least until the quiche starts to move away from the edge of the pan like the photo below.
 Cut and serve!  Serves about 5 hungry people for dinner.

Enjoy!

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Vegetarian Kale Wraps

This weekend I realized I had a ton of kale that was about to not be so fresh anymore.  Like pounds and pounds of kale.  Since it is the expensive organic kind (I had to actually buy it since I had to re-plant all of my kale plants for winter), I decided to make some wraps and some pasta (in another post) to freeze.

Vegetarian Kale Wraps:

1.  Pesto (or mustard or hummus--we only had pesto so that is what I used)
2.  Tortillas or lavash
3.  tofu (pre baked)
4.  lentils (pre made from TJ's or make your own if you're not lazy)
5.  kale (chopped)
6.  red onion (sliced)

Here is a picture of all of my ingredients.  You can modify this recipe a million ways.  Hate kale?  Use spinach!  Don't like lentils?  Mash up some garbanzo beans!

 Place your wrap on a plate or cutting board and spread some pesto on the wrap.
 Chop some kale!  I like it finely chopped but you could also use a full kale leaf if they are baby leaves.
 Place your chopped kale on about half of  your wrap.
 Layer your other ingredients on that 1/2 of your wrap.  The side with all the stuff is the side you are going to roll up.
 Tightly roll your wrap up so that the seam is under the wrap.
 Cut with a sharp knife.  Serve or freeze.
 I ate about 4 and then froze the rest.  Nom nom.

Saturday, July 6, 2013

5 minute maxi dress refashion

I had a bag of clothes in my bedroom that I had put aside to bring to Goodwill.  Until this morning when I woke up with an inspiration and then headed over to Pinterest to get some more ideas.

I had this black maxi dress that I basically never wore because it squooshed my boobs into weird shapes or just gave the world too much of a boob view if I opted for no bra (which ladies with DDs should never try).  I haven't worn it for years--but decided to save the skirt part.  Here it is:

 Here's the weird boobage part--definitely not for the BTB's in our lives!
 This is the tank I'm pairing with it tonight and a big old green pearl necklace.
 First I cut off the weird top, leaving the elastic of the skirt in place.
 There are two bands of elastic.  If your maxi didn't have elastic, it's very easy to sew a casing and then add the elastic.
 Trying it on for length and I didn't have to shorten it.  This is a no-sew project!

Here's the front:
 Here's the back.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Ralph is (so far) still an only child

Today was the earliest I could test to see if I'm preggers or not.  Since I've been feeling SO exhausted and weird lately I thought FOR SURE.  Sadly, this morning I woke up at 4:45am to pee into a cup so I could test before Husbando left for swimming and work, only to not have that little blue line turn up.  It was sad and I have felt defeated and unmotivated all day.  I thought it would be so much easier than this.  And it's frustrating because I like to plan.  And I'm looking like a fucking idiot already rubbing my belly and talking to it, picking out baby names with Husbando all weekend, cleaning like a crazy person like a baby is moving into our house next week, planning my maternity leave and what dates we are going to tell various family and friends, putting reminders in my calendar to make a Kaiser appointment for my blood test for pregnancy and to ask my doctor about if I can take Claritin or not.  And what does this tell you?  That I am a CRAZY person.  That all of this maybe baby having is making me CRAZY!  I know, I know, my prego hormones might not be high enough for it to register on a take home prego test yet.  I will test again this weekend.  But I feel like I'm crazy since I've been so exhausted and crampy and not pregnant.  

So, I've been working on my new business to distract myself.  I started a course today through the SBDC about starting your own arts and crafts business and am also writing a business plan.  So that is overwhelming enough to keep me busy.

In the mean time, Ralph is rolling through his straw and getting his nose covered in dirt.  Here he is trying to lick his normally WHITE snout clean:


 Look at that tongue!!!!!!
So for now, I'm enjoying my furry baby and he is loving all of the extra hugs.  And if you see a crazy lady walking through the market with a beagle strapped to her chest in a Baby Bjorn--come say hi to me!!!!